Tony Follari

A Rich Billionaire is planning to put a high-tech restaurant on the moon, but its a stupid idea, it wont have any atmosphere.

Frankenstein walked into a timemachine and appeared at the holy manger in Bethlehem with the three wisemen. One of them said,What are you doing here ,dont you have any common sense? He said ,No, I have Frankensense.

Robots dont get tattoos they get engravings.

Two Astronomers talking: 1st Astronomer:I want to commit suicide,how do I do it? 2nd Astronomer:You could put mercury in uranus.

Mr Spock walks into a hat shop on fifth avenue. The owner of the shop looked at him and said,We dont like you in here, those pointed ears have been ruining all the hats.

1st Dog:Dont bite the hand that feeds you. 2nd Dog:I cant,my owners a robot.

In the future Toilets will talk back. Heres an example: Thankyou for depositing your waste products with corporate toilets. You have deposited a total weight of two pounds. Please insert 1 dollar.

What came out of the Cosmologists ass? Dark matter.

After the terminator was crushed in the first movie,hes now looking for a flat.

A futuristic miser was trying to sell particles to a physicist for big money.