Remote Island

A spaceship entered a black hole and discovered an island with a shack on it.The pilot said,This place is hole.




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Origin of Cosmology

If God created the cosmic egg, he must have been a chicken of enormous size.

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Brain wave condition

What brain waves do Masturbaters have? Beater waves.

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colossal period

How do you pull a tampon out of a giant woman? You need a bellringer.

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reincarnation

ASIMOV may come back as a moth.

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caught in the act

Captain Kirk was caught wanking off in the sick bay by Spock. Spock took one look and said Not logical captain.

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ridiculously mean

complaint from a mean scientist, :Stop breathing youre nicking my particles.!

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new sticker

A sticker on a box of unemployed robots said, Get out and work.

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wrong time zone

The Terminator arrived at wimbledon tennis stadium,and said to a player Are you Jimmy Connors?.

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New sport

The sports federation invented a new game where the players toss around a small 4 cylinder engine, its since been classed as a motorsport.

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