Remote Island
A spaceship entered a black hole and discovered an island with a shack on it.The pilot said,This place is hole.
A spaceship entered a black hole and discovered an island with a shack on it.The pilot said,This place is hole.
If God created the cosmic egg, he must have been a chicken of enormous size.
How do you pull a tampon out of a giant woman? You need a bellringer.
Captain Kirk was caught wanking off in the sick bay by Spock. Spock took one look and said Not logical captain.
complaint from a mean scientist, :Stop breathing youre nicking my particles.!
The Terminator arrived at wimbledon tennis stadium,and said to a player Are you Jimmy Connors?.
The sports federation invented a new game where the players toss around a small 4 cylinder engine, its since been classed as a motorsport.