keep your nose clean

What is usually found up Tiger woods nostril? A bogey in the hole.

Olympic glory

A guy had a cock so long he could compete in the pole vault.

Grand Prix

Alan Prost recently formed an organization called The Prost Intsitute A signwriter who was employed to do the signwork blundered and put The Prostitute.

ball with sound

What does a Cricket player do with a microphone? Voice Overs.

Tigers crisis

Doctor:You have a tumour in your brain the size of a golf ball. Tiger Woods,:Excellent, when you take it out, can I keep it?

Martial arts vs Rugby

Why dont new zealanders form a national karate team and call them The All Blocks.

last stunt

What did Peter Brock say before he crashed? Ya know,I reckon Im good enough to drive up that tree on two wheels.

explosion on the field

What do you get when you cross a cricket player with a porn star? An overload.

Pete Sampras is working on a sandwich maker product,rumour has it Hes going to call it The Sam-press. (c)2006

Dark attack

What do you call a black ninja on the toilet? A Stealth Bomber.