Archive for the ‘Sports’ Category

rotten players

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What do you call an undead rugby team? An off side.

End of the world

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A prophet from south America predicted that the soccer legend Pele will destroy the world. yes,it will be an Apocalypse of the soccer lips.

X-rated rocky

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A porn star put on some boxing gloves before doing an anal sex scene.When he got started the director just had to comment,Doesnt that guy look great in the ring!

going down

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Politician: Islanders are nobodys. critic:What about Jonah Lomu,hes a somebody? Politician:No way,he cant even support his own kidneys. (c)13.04.07

word attack

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Deaf Guy:I dont like karate tournaments,they look like loud sign language. (c)6.07.07

hot air

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Did you hear about the inflatible Rugby team? Someone pulled the plug and let the whole team down. (c)30.07.07

Stallone

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What do you call a famous Boxer who farts badly? Rocky Bowel Blower. (c)13.09.07

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Who started the Gulf War? Tiger Woods

odd preferrence

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Patient:What does Trisexual mean? Doctor:It means you like sex with rugby players. (c)25.11.07

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Teen:Hey dude.I just scored some dope. Friend:Where is it. Teen:Not here,I already kicked a ball of the stuff into the soccer net.