The Emperor
After the first destruction of the death star,Emperor Palpatine suffered heart problems. The Rebels were calling him Emperor Palpitation.
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Shopping on Alderaan
Where does Princess Leia do her shopping? At the Darth Mall.
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Adult Films
How does a Jedi get into the porn business? He flys in an XXX-Wing.
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Princess Leia
What does princess Leia do when she cant find her vibrator? She uses a light saber with asbestos cream.
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Jabba the Hutt
What do you call Jabba the Hutts asshole? The Sarlacc Pit
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The Toilet Episode
Luke Skywalker needed to go to the toilet on cloud city. Lando said,Go down the next corridor and take the end door. Like said,Endor? I dont want to go to endor.
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