Tony Follari

After the first destruction of the death star,Emperor Palpatine suffered heart problems. The Rebels were calling him Emperor Palpitation.

Where does Princess Leia do her shopping? At the Darth Mall.

What does princess Leia call her tampons? Shields.

What do Wookiees taste like? Chewy.

What do you call a Jedi peeling oranges? A Pith Lord

Why did Yoda go to Italy? To visit a dego Bar.

How does a Jedi get into the porn business? He flys in an XXX-Wing.

What does princess Leia do when she cant find her vibrator? She uses a light saber with asbestos cream.

What do you call Jabba the Hutts asshole? The Sarlacc Pit

Luke Skywalker needed to go to the toilet on cloud city. Lando said,Go down the next corridor and take the end door. Like said,Endor? I dont want to go to endor.