Tony Follari

Whats white and drips from the sky? Luke Skywanker.

Who invented the square foot measurement? R2D2.

What do you call a Chinese Jedi? Obi won ton Kenobi.

What do you call a lucky Jedi? Fluke Skywalker.

What communications network to the Jedi use? Yodaphone.

After the demise of the empire Luke Skywalker started up his own pie shop on Tatooine.But he went bust,because people complained that all the pies were lukewarm.

Star Wars Enthusiast: When Luke farts ,whats that called? 2nd Star Wars Enthusiast: Skywalker Sound.

The name Yoda sounds like an american/russian word for hey yes.

What do you call a Rebel with depression? Han Soul low

What did emperor Palpatine say to Princess Leia? Im interested in the dark side of your ass.