Tony Follari

Obi Wan: After youve completed your trials I want you to do art too. Luke Skywalker:Theres no way I can screw that droid.

the dark side of the force is a shadow on a spaceage police station.

Darth Vader took luke to a car dealer on Corusant,in a deep voice he said to him Feel the porche luke.

Somebody gave Darth Vader a handjob in a medical lab,he was pleased with the result, it was black.

Luke examined his bank account.The balance was zero. Whats this an old jedi mind trick?

Obi wan:You must take care of your Jedi lance. Luke: I dont get it,how do you sharpen a light sabre?

Anakin Skywalker walked into Kentucky fried chicken.He made his order, They gave him an x-wing which turned out to be a deformed chicken from chernobyl.

LandoHave you seen my new four seater? Luke:Force eater? my god.

Obi wan:Have you ever seen a womans vagina? Skywalker:Yeah,it looks like Yodas ear.

Why are Jedis good musicians? Because their blood contains a high concentration of midi-interfaces.