Hi tech and rude

Han Solo went to a massage parlour in Mos Eisely. He asked for anal sex.The Madam of the establishment said,Yes we have a Stormpooper available.

Black sex act

Darth Vader was asked to perform in an X-rated movie on Hoth. During the oral scene he announced ,Witness the power of my force-skin. (c)2006

Sex wars

A female robot exploded after luke skywalker was having sex with it.A salvage team said his cock was pulled from the wreckage. (c)3.3.07 Follari

DAFT VADER

Obi Wan is talking to the Jedi Council: Darth Vader was indeed a bad father.He cut off his sons hand in 1980 and tortured his daughter Leia in 1977. (c)5.03.07 Follari

foreign birth

Where was george lucas born? Vanuatu-D2. (c)12-06-07

dobbing

Sith Lord:Have you ever told on a Jedi? Apprentice:Yes,I have master. Sith Lord:That is the Nark side of the force.

Jabba the Hut talking to Bib Fortuna: My Sarlacc pit has a gastric problem. Bib:why your lordship? Jabba:He takes forever to digest anything. Bib:Look at the bright side,we wont have to clean up the crap for a millenia. (c)10.7.07

Stomach upsets

Jabba the Hutt swallowed a light sabre by accident. He had to go in for laser surgery. (c)20.07.07

smokey Knights

What does a Jedi call a cigarette? A primitive lightsabre. (c)20.07.07

Star Wars Introduction

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far better than you… (c)5.08.07