Toilet crisis
The superhero The Flash isnt allowed near public toilets, theyre afraid of flash-flooding.
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Mar
15
Mar
Supergym
One day Superman got so sick of all the ads for total gym on TV that he went into a gymnasium and totalled the gym.
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15
Mar
Catwoman on the prowl
Catwoman: Ah ha now Ive got you by the balls Batman. Batman:Those arent balls, those are grenades.
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15
Mar
The Blowjob
Superman got a blowjob the other day,the prostitute lost all of her front teeth.
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15
Mar
Nose warning
Whats the most dangerous snot in the world? The incredible Hulks, its radioactive.
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15
Mar
The Cross
What do you get if you genetically cross Superman with a thief? You get the man of steal.
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15
Mar
The Greek Hero
Why did the Greek hero cut up the video recorder with his sword? Well someone told him it had six heads.
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15
Mar
Waterblasting
How does Superman do the waterblasting? He pisses on the house.
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15
Mar
Books of ice
Robin:Why are these books so cold to the touch batman? Batman:I think theyre published by Penguin.
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