Tony Follari

One day Superman got so sick of all the ads for total gym on TV that he went into a gymnasium and totalled the gym.

The superhero The Flash isnt allowed near public toilets, theyre afraid of flash-flooding.

Catwoman: Ah ha now Ive got you by the balls Batman. Batman:Those arent balls, those are grenades.

Superman got a blowjob the other day,the prostitute lost all of her front teeth.

Whats the most dangerous snot in the world? The incredible Hulks, its radioactive.

What do you get if you genetically cross Superman with a thief? You get the man of steal.

Why did the Greek hero cut up the video recorder with his sword? Well someone told him it had six heads.

How does Superman do the waterblasting? He pisses on the house.

Robin:Why are these books so cold to the touch batman? Batman:I think theyre published by Penguin.

Imagine if Superman was an Epileptic?