Tony Follari

Where does superman go when hes randy? Cape Horn.

Newspaper Headline: Superman farts and city runs for cover.

Spiderman went to see his psychiatrist. The Psychiatrist saidIm afraid its bad news youve got arachnophobia. but dont worry ,it just means youre self conscious.

The Hulk trains by lifting Trains.

Imagine if the Hulk had children, NASA might think there were little green men walking around.

Superman was about to have sex with lois Lane when she took one look at his dick and said,Come on,wheres the rest? And he said,I come from Smallville remember.

What happens if you cross Donald Duck with Spiderman? red & blue webbed feet.

Spiderman went sunbathing in Australia, after he got burnt. He said,Shit, now Im a redback.

Batman and Robin were suffering from stomach upsets. Commisioner Gordon decided to rename the duo The Dynamic Duo-denums

After retiring Wonder woman sold her transparent plane at auction. Guess who bought it? A californian nudist colony.