Tony Follari

The Green Arrow went into hospital for an eye transplant and they gave him a bulls eye by mistake.

What do you call Superman after he gets drunk? Stupor man, and hes able to sleep under tall buildings without a single sound.

Lex Luthor does a porn movie with supergirl. Its Lex-rated and features liquid kryptonite gism.

The She Hulk was caught throwing a paddy, it was a brand new Police truck.

What do you call supergirls tampon? Superstring theory.

Why did wonderwoman have a dry throat? She was sucking off the sandman.

Why did Tarzan beat his chest? He didnt know how to scratch it.

That big rockman in the movie the fantastic four looked like a walking piece of constipation.

There was once a creature that could turn himself into any animal, he now works for the world wrestling federation.

Xavier of the Xmen was interviewed: Do you have a long penis Dr Xavier? Im not discussing the mystique of my cyclops.