Tony Follari

What cartoon show do Doctors watch? THE SYMPTOMS with homer symptom

Spiderman took a girl home for a bit of nookie. he started biting her zipper.she saidWhat this a spider eating my fly.

The XMEN took over crete island.It was since named XCRETE,which made it sound like a shithouse

warrrior:I had to pass the four immortal tests, the test of fire,the test of water,the test of earth and the test of wind. Wise sage:Did you pass wind? Warrior:Yeah,I farted.

A cannibal caught one of Xaviers female xmen. He rang up a friend,Hey jake,come over here, Im cooking up a storm.

At the batcave there was a problem with one of the toilets, it had chuncks of ice in it.You can guess who used the toilet last, Mr Freeze, who had struck again.

Superman and ten other DC Heroes were getting drunk in a bar.Superman got up and walked over to the incredible Hulk and then he slammed him in the back of the head.The Hulk got up and asked Superman why he had done that.Superman said,Sorry pal,I thought you were a hunk of Kryptonite,being green and all that.

What do you find in Mr Freezes Fridge? His wardrobe. (c)7.03.07

Teenage mutant ninja turtles grow up to be Adult genetic karate tortoises. (c)28-4-07

Definition of a flash plug in: A fast root by a superhero. (c)28.06.07