Mountain Peak
Saturday, March 15th, 2008What do you call a mountain climbing Vampire? Sir Edmund Capillary.
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Saturday, March 15th, 2008DRACULA REVAMPS CASTLE
Pets
Saturday, March 15th, 2008What kind of pets does Count Dracula collect? Mosquitoes
Sports
Saturday, March 15th, 2008What kind of Vampires play sport? Baseball Bats.
Drawing the line
Saturday, March 15th, 2008Vampires wont bite dwarves, theyre only little squirts.
New Weapon
Saturday, March 15th, 2008Whats the new weapon against Vampires? Kyolic Garlic, they cant smell it coming.
Sterilization
Saturday, March 15th, 2008How do you sterilize a vampire? Make him angry and his blood will boil.
Light Bulb Joke
Saturday, March 15th, 2008How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding?
Heaven
Saturday, March 15th, 2008Whats a vampires idea of heaven? A house full of Haemophiliacs.
The winning game
Saturday, March 15th, 2008What is a vampires favourite game? Scratch & Win.