Mountain Peak
What do you call a mountain climbing Vampire? Sir Edmund Capillary.
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15
Mar
Drawing the line
Vampires wont bite dwarves, theyre only little squirts.
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15
Mar
New Weapon
Whats the new weapon against Vampires? Kyolic Garlic, they cant smell it coming.
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15
Mar
Sterilization
How do you sterilize a vampire? Make him angry and his blood will boil.
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15
Mar
Light Bulb Joke
How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding?
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15
Mar
Heaven
Whats a vampires idea of heaven? A house full of Haemophiliacs.
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Mar
The winning game
What is a vampires favourite game? Scratch & Win.
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