Tony Follari

What do you find in the walls of Count Draculas castle? Pink Bats.

There was a mix up at the fertility clinic,someone switched Batmans sperm sample for Count Draculas.

Did you hear about the cricket player who had his legs bitten off by a flying mammal? Yes, the umpire told the surgeon he was stumped by the bat.

What have Helen Keller,Count Dracula and the invisible man got in common? They all find a mirror totally useless.

What do you call a cheap vampire doll? A Dis-count Dracula.

How do Vampire slayers do arithmetic? They use crucifixes instead of plus signs.

Vampires dont have a drinking age

Dracula speaks to a Gallery owner:Im not a good artist, but I can draw blood.

Have you heard about the gay vampire? He only comes OUT at night.

What did the vampire say to the car salesman? I only need something thatll get me from A to B to O+.