Tony Follari

Count Dracula walks into a bar and drinks the first drunk.

VAMPIRE REAL ESTATE: We do blood letting

USA Vampire hunters rename their group, THE UNITED STAKES OF AMERICA

A young vampire goes to see his doctor Doc,Im worried,Ive been pissing and shitting blood all week. Doctor:Dont worry,thats quite normal for vampires.

Did you hear about the Vampire Lottery? Draculas fangs go into a random draw.

COME TO THE STAKE HOUSE WHERE WE KILL VAMPIRES FOR YOUR PLEASURE

Whatever you do dont eat at draculas house, the steaks are wooden.

It was raining blood on draculas castle. Dracula went out on the balcony and slyly commented,Oh,some more periods of rain from the gods.

Dracula is a sharp man,he uses his head.

There was a concert at count draculas castle but they couldnt call it a live audience.