Dentist dynamics
What do you call a vampire with bleeding gums? Lucky.
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15
Mar
15
Mar
flood of blood
A city was overflowing with blood, Dracula gave a pertinent comment,I wouldnt mind bowling into that town,but I dont have a big enough bowl.
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15
Mar
fashionable drac
These days vampires smoke UNHILL,a product supplied by the dunhill company.
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15
Mar
the toxin
Vampire hunter:You can use anything with silver to kill a werewolf. Dumb blonde:Why dont you use mercury thats silver? Vampire hunter:No way, theyll go mad.
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Mar
genetic result
What do you get when you cross vampires with ducks? Bloody bills.
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Mar
impossible reflections
Why does Dracula have a bad hairstyle? Well he cant use a mirror to begin with.
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15
Mar
New Accommodation
Count Dracula went to a funeral home and asked if they had any spare coffins. Assistant: Yeah, did someone die recently? Dracula:No, thatll be my bedroom. (c)2006
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15
Mar