Archive for March, 2008

New Site Launched

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

I have just swapped the site over to a Wordpress Blog to allow me to bring you more jokes! There are now over 1500 original jokes on tonyfollari.com with more to come.

Over the coming weeks, new categories will be added bringing you even more jokes.

The Emperor

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

After the first destruction of the death star,Emperor Palpatine suffered heart problems. The Rebels were calling him Emperor Palpitation.

Seafood

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

How do you make a fish flavoured condom? Stick one in your girlfriend.

Sorting things out

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A bloke is talking to a friend:I went through 50 condoms last weekend, and I still couldnt find my clothes.

The Post Office

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A man put on a french letter and walked into a post office, unfortunately it got stamped.

Daylight Robbery

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

A guy tried to hold up a bank with a condom,but he was told hed never pull it off.

Disaster strikes

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Why is a condom like a submarine disaster? Because it traps semen.

Broken Ribs

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Joker: I broke a few ribs today. his mate:Must of hurt? Joker:No,they dont make condoms like they use to.

Religious icon

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

What do you call a condom with a halo hovering over it? The Holy one.

The Recommendations

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Girl in Pharmacy:You said the condoms had tips,but I cant find the advice anywhere?