The Emperor
After the first destruction of the death star,Emperor Palpatine suffered heart problems. The Rebels were calling him Emperor Palpitation.
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26
Mar
24
Mar
The Psycho Baby
A one month old baby was robbing banks,burning down factories,raping and murdering thousands,poisoning the water supply and shooting political targets.All he had to say to the police was,I was young and stupid.
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22
Mar
The Encounter
Friend:Last night I was visited by some tall blue men with slanted eyes. Mate:Did they take you to their spaceship? Friend:No,they took me to their police car.
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21
Mar
Toilet crisis
The superhero The Flash isnt allowed near public toilets, theyre afraid of flash-flooding.
Filed Under: Superheros
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