http://www.tonyfollari.com A PowerFool Comedian Thu, 26 Mar 2009 06:56:40 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en After the first destruction of the death star,Emperor Palpatine suffered heart problems. The Rebels were calling him Emperor Palpitation. http://www.tonyfollari.com/archives/6 A one month old baby was robbing banks,burning down factories,raping and murdering thousands,poisoning the water supply and shooting political targets.All he had to say to the police was,I was young and stupid. http://www.tonyfollari.com/archives/42 Friend:Last night I was visited by some tall blue men with slanted eyes. Mate:Did they take you to their spaceship? Friend:No,they took me to their police car. http://www.tonyfollari.com/archives/40 The superhero The Flash isnt allowed near public toilets, theyre afraid of flash-flooding. http://www.tonyfollari.com/archives/23 Imagine if Superman was an Epileptic? http://www.tonyfollari.com/archives/31 One day Superman got so sick of all the ads for total gym on TV that he went into a gymnasium and totalled the gym. http://www.tonyfollari.com/archives/22 Catwoman: Ah ha now Ive got you by the balls Batman. Batman:Those arent balls, those are grenades. http://www.tonyfollari.com/archives/24 Superman got a blowjob the other day,the prostitute lost all of her front teeth. http://www.tonyfollari.com/archives/25 Whats the most dangerous snot in the world? The incredible Hulks, its radioactive. http://www.tonyfollari.com/archives/26 What do you get if you genetically cross Superman with a thief? You get the man of steal. http://www.tonyfollari.com/archives/27