Tony Follari

Did you hear about the electric condom? You have to plug it in twice.

The great thing about glow in the dark condoms is that if you get up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge, you wont have to turn on the light.

A new brand of condom was released onto the market called The condom of life, the slogan wasThe condom of life, its what you put into it.

If you want to fuck a TX Terminator you better wear a bullet proof condom.

The new Stephen Hawking Condom, for your next big bang.

How does a Clown prepare for sex? He puts on a red condom, a blue condom,a yellow condom, an orange condom ,and a green condom.

We found a condom stuck inside a vaccuum cleaner,someone obviously wanted to get sucked off for free, but look at the size of the power bill !!!

One day Superman got so sick of all the ads for total gym on TV that he went into a gymnasium and totalled the gym.

The superhero The Flash isnt allowed near public toilets, theyre afraid of flash-flooding.

Catwoman: Ah ha now Ive got you by the balls Batman. Batman:Those arent balls, those are grenades.