The Greek Hero

Why did the Greek hero cut up the video recorder with his sword? Well someone told him it had six heads.




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Waterblasting

How does Superman do the waterblasting? He pisses on the house.

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Books of ice

Robin:Why are these books so cold to the touch batman? Batman:I think theyre published by Penguin.

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Hot Stuff

Where does superman go when hes randy? Cape Horn.

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Advert

Cannibal Hotline, dial zero-ate hundred now.

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Shopping on Alderaan

Where does Princess Leia do her shopping? At the Darth Mall.

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Tampons

What does princess Leia call her tampons? Shields.

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Super Fart

Newspaper Headline: Superman farts and city runs for cover.

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Spider Psyche

Spiderman went to see his psychiatrist. The Psychiatrist saidIm afraid its bad news youve got arachnophobia. but dont worry ,it just means youre self conscious.

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The Hulk

The Hulk trains by lifting Trains.

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