Tony Follari

What does princess Leia call her tampons? Shields.

Newspaper Headline: Superman farts and city runs for cover.

Spiderman went to see his psychiatrist. The Psychiatrist saidIm afraid its bad news youve got arachnophobia. but dont worry ,it just means youre self conscious.

The Hulk trains by lifting Trains.

Imagine if the Hulk had children, NASA might think there were little green men walking around.

Friend:Last night I was visited by some tall blue men with slanted eyes. Mate:Did they take you to their spaceship? Friend:No,they took me to their police car.

A butchers shop was robbed the other day.The only evidence there was 12 missing meat hooks and no meat. The Police concluded that the shop had been robbed by a dozen captain hook impersonators.

A one month old baby was robbing banks,burning down factories,raping and murdering thousands,poisoning the water supply and shooting political targets.All he had to say to the police was,I was young and stupid.

A man contacted Police about his stolen condoms.He was asked to make a statement so he told them they were very long the kind Elephants wear.

Police called Americas most annoying chemistry student, a known irritant.