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Police Charge Rhino




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Homeless man

A homeless man was charged with breaking into prison, the police warned him that if he did it again hell be going straight inside.

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The Greek Hero

Did you hear about the Greek hero who tried to screw a siren? He got electrocuted, it was a police car.

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The Sexy Woman

A sexy woman walks into a Police station and says,Someones just pinched my ass! And an officer said,Really,where was it last seen?

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The Landlord

How do you upset a Landlord? Tell him the Police are moving in.

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Lazy Policeman

How can you tell if a Policeman is lazy? Hes in bed undercover.

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The Struggle

A man was talking to his friend,You know Ive been struggling all week.His friend says,I know lifes hard. No, you dont understand, the Police were on top of me for four days!

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Lord of the Rings

What do you get when you cross a Hobbit with a Police Officer? A Lore Enforcer.

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Police Dog Headline

Rich Police Dog Picks Up The Cents.

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Loopholes

The law has loopholes, the Universe has wormholes, and the Police Force have assholes…

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