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Police Charge Rhino
A homeless man was charged with breaking into prison, the police warned him that if he did it again hell be going straight inside.
Did you hear about the Greek hero who tried to screw a siren? He got electrocuted, it was a police car.
A sexy woman walks into a Police station and says,Someones just pinched my ass! And an officer said,Really,where was it last seen?
A man was talking to his friend,You know Ive been struggling all week.His friend says,I know lifes hard. No, you dont understand, the Police were on top of me for four days!
What do you get when you cross a Hobbit with a Police Officer? A Lore Enforcer.
The law has loopholes, the Universe has wormholes, and the Police Force have assholes…